But astute readers of the blog may have noticed we have toned down the rhetoric a bit and are going for a straight-forward, minimal snark approach. This is by design as both remaining writers of this establishment are in their mid-40s, are tired from our day jobs, and we simply do not have the energy to be edgy at this point in our lives. If that's what you're looking for, I'm sure there's a young Gen Z tiktok influencer you can scope out, or head on over to Instagram, where we are proudly not located, either.